11 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK


1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask ‘na twins be dis’? No
bros, na picmix..
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts ‘Up
Nepaaa’! My guy still ask me, O boy na light be that?No oh, Na Sun
fall from sky!!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am ‘you no well’?
Him well, e just wan see the food wey him chop yesterday.
4. You just wake up from sleep; person come ask you “you don
wake?” No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.
5. You see woman wey born new pikin; u come ask her “madam u
don born? ” No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX..
6. You greet person “good morning ma” ! She ask, my pikin you don
wake???? No ohhhh, I dey sleep walk… .
7. My guy ask me “O boy where u dey?” I tell am say i dey bank,
him com ask me “Wat is happening there?” My brother dem dey
celebrate new yam festival..
8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks
me, U dey comot? Not at all… I be the new gateman…
9. I dey watch film… my guy enter come ask me “Guy na film u dey
watch? No I dey look d future…
10. U see me dey chop indomie, u come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh. Na fried rubber band..
11. U see me dey swallow panadol, u come dey ask me “U no well”
No ooo, I’m hungry.
As it stands now, abeg l wan ask u one question, no vex abeg…
Shey you dey read dis message?????

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